"There isn't one. That's the problem, isn't it?¹ One of those children insisted that I needed one -- and that's when I thought to myself, who would know all about chore chores? Susan might -- and when I told Aziraphale, he said," affecting a stellar Aziraphale impression, "Crowley, it'd be ever-so dear if you could do the dishes for me-- get those hands back on the wheel, you scoundrel! ...And here we are."

¹Is it?