“Oh, yeah, ah—“ if she doesn’t already know the story he doesn’t feel like getting into all of the specific details right now. “I was born — early. My mother passed away at the time. Luckily my father was there and he was able to sew me up in his — uh, his thigh, until I was ready to be born for realsies.”

It’s the version he tells when he’s feeling charitable towards Zeus, anyway. Technically not incorrect.