"I recently learned of a... fundraising mechanism used after my time that I thought might appeal to him on several levels," Susan says. "It's - oh, I haven't the first idea how to describe it. Here." And she pulls a stack of six exemplar nude calendars out of her satchel and hands them over to Sagramore. Most feature tremendously muscular men obscuring their genitals with tools of their trades and/or cute animals; one features buxom women doing the same. (This latter, obviously, is intended only as an example; naturally Shen Yuan wouldn't find the inclusion of local women interesting in a calendar.)