Well, Janet's apparently the one being courted, here. All she has to do is arrange herself in an inviting sprawl on the various cushions. She plucks an olive from the cheese board and pops it neatly into her mouth. "It does seem like those of us who came from the twenty-first century have an advantage. We're not being surprised by new inventions all the time. Good ones like sex toys or bad ones like Mike's Hard."