Janet's hair really is at the stupidest growing-out stage she could have asked for, but there's literally nothing she can do about that other than tousling it faux-carelessly and leaning into the artsy bisexual look. When Susan knocks, Janet's more than ready, sleek and angular in a wide-legged emerald green strapless jumpsuit.

"Oh, hey," she says, turning her smile into an intentionally flirtatious grin. "You came back."